You can take the most respectful, sensitive people, give them Cards Against Humanity, and in a few minutes they’ll be laughing about genocide.
(feel free to send hugs)
What kind of imbecile doesn’t know that a fucking brownie has, not one, but five fucking eggs. The waitress told me that this dessert was the only one which had no eggs. Thanks to that restaurant’s complete and utter incompetency I’m going to have the joys of spending my first day of spring break suffering from an allergic reaction.
Yea I know it’s not her fault, because she specifically asked the chef. WHAT KIND OF CHEF DOESNT KNOW THAT A FUCKING BROWNIE HAS EGG!!! WHAT KIND OF CHEF DOESNT REALIZE THAT HIS/HER “PIE” HAS A CRUST MADE OF FUCKING BROWNIES!?!?
Times like this I wish I had a more severe allergy. That way I would just be hospitalized and under sedation with strong antihistamines. Instead I get this highly uncomfortable nauseating, swollen and itchy experience of fuck.
I AM SURROUNDED BY MORONS.